I'm terrible at April Fools Jokes

I'm sometimes a pretty silly guy, and a good prank amuses me as much as the next guy. I'm also more creative than the average person, and reasonably clever. You'd think this would translate into lots of fun April Fool's Day stories, but for some reason it doesn't. I think it might have to do with the pressure and expectation -- how can you pull off a good prank when everyone is expecting it? Anyway, if I'd thought of it this morning, I would've written a post about how I've decided to abandon philosophy to try to make it as a professional actor/singer, but now it's already near the end of the day, and probably no one would have believed me anyway. Alright, back to work. It's been a listless day.