Right-Wing Roundup

I've come across a few amazing bits from some of the loonier elements of the Right in the past few days. These could be either funny or depressing, depending on your mood.

1. I'm apparently sinning in more ways than I knew.  It's a sin to remain unwed!
2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-Pa) responds to the charge that lawmakers have more important business than the FMA to focus on, such as dealing with homeland security.  "Isn't that the ultimate in homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?"
3. Planned Parenthood's secret agenda, unveiled: To make teenagers sexually active and generate business for abortion clinics!

The world is fun.  Or upsetting.  Or something.